I am starting to like the Sarah jokes… Sorry for the repeat for visitors from http://strata-sphere.com/blog/
Btw… visit there sometime… Aj has some pretty good thoughts
—————-Bill Maher tells this absolutely true story…. 
“Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? [meaning our Sarah Palin] Yeah, that’s who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can.”
Poor Bill… He forgot to mention that it pissed our Sarah off so she killed the moose with her bare hands… skinned & gutted it in -40 degrees temp… made mooseburgers for the kids breakfast… made love with Todd… & then jogged 5 miles to the Governor’s office where she negotiated an oil pipeline deal that was fair to all involved and vetoed 7 lousy bills the REPUBLICANS sent to her desk that day… then did a photo shoot for Vogue magazine & turned down a movie offer of 25 million dollars so she could serve the country instead. Not surprisingly, 14 moose came to her house that evening to apologize.
After sending the moose on their way, our Sarah built a house by the Summer midnight sun
That wasn’t the sun. That was the moon glowing brighter at her command.
By: K T Cat on September 5, 2008
at 9:46 pm
He missed the real punchline for that 3:00am phone call stunt. In the original reporting on Gov Palin’s life, there is mention that she and her father would leave home on a moose hunt at 0300hrs.
Oh, Chuck Norris has never visited Alaska: he knows better.
Cheers
JMH
By: minicapt on September 6, 2008
at 6:36 am