Posted by: Maysman | September 2, 2008

Sarah jokes … I like them

I am starting to like the Sarah jokes… Sorry for the repeat for visitors from http://strata-sphere.com/blog/

Btw… visit there sometime… Aj has some pretty good thoughts

—————-Bill Maher tells this absolutely true story…. 🙂

“Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? [meaning our Sarah Palin] Yeah, that’s who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can.”

Poor Bill… He forgot to mention that it pissed our Sarah off so she killed the moose with her bare hands… skinned & gutted it in -40 degrees temp… made mooseburgers for the kids breakfast… made love with Todd… & then jogged 5 miles to the Governor’s office where she negotiated an oil pipeline deal that was fair to all involved and vetoed 7 lousy bills the REPUBLICANS sent to her desk that day… then did a photo shoot for Vogue magazine & turned down a movie offer of 25 million dollars so she could serve the country instead. Not surprisingly, 14 moose came to her house that evening to apologize.

That evening, our Sarah built a house by the Summer midnight sun

After sending the moose on their way, our Sarah built a house by the Summer midnight sun

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Responses

  1. That wasn’t the sun. That was the moon glowing brighter at her command.

  2. He missed the real punchline for that 3:00am phone call stunt. In the original reporting on Gov Palin’s life, there is mention that she and her father would leave home on a moose hunt at 0300hrs.

    Oh, Chuck Norris has never visited Alaska: he knows better.

    Cheers
    JMH


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